"How to get rich and make friends"

1. Be yourself. Its way too hard to fight with your natural tendencies and personality.
2. Think about how you want people to treat you. Now treat everyone else that way.
3. Write a list of 3 people that you love to be around and 3 people that you dislike spending time around. Write all 6 people a heart-felt thank you letter, telling them that you appreciate them and why you are thankful for them; be specific with this thank you note.
4. Say please, thank you, excuse me and I sorry. (This will not change your personality; I promise.)
5. Remember that you are not the only person in the world, and behave as such. Draw on the part of you that is kind, caring and compassionate.
6. Look at all the people in your life. Ask yourself which of these people feel like home. These are your true friends.
7. Be your own friend.
8. Win the lottery.

Congratulations, you are now rich and have friends!