Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Feb 1, 2011

"Snow globe"

I live inside a beautiful snow globe
It is quiet and serine, most of the time
Falling snow flakes are quite lovely
  but when they stop, you live in fear
When will someone come along and decide
  that my wonderful home is not good enough?
They pick me up with their own ideas
  of how things should be,
Then they shake the hell out of my world
  just to watch the snow flakes fall.

Jan 21, 2011

"How to get rich and make friends"

  1. Be yourself. Its way too hard to fight with your natural tendencies and personality.
  2. Think about how you want people to treat you. Now treat everyone else that way.
  3. Write a list of 3 people that you love to be around and 3 people that you dislike spending time around. Write all 6 people a heart-felt thank you letter, telling them that you appreciate them and why you are thankful for them; be specific with this thank you note.
  4. Say please, thank you, excuse me and I sorry. (This will not change your personality; I promise.)
  5. Remember that you are not the only person in the world, and behave as such. Draw on the part of you that is kind, caring and compassionate.
  6. Look at all the people in your life. Ask yourself which of these people feel like home. These are your true friends.
  7. Be your own friend.
  8. Win the lottery.

Congratulations, you are now rich and have friends!

Jan 14, 2011

"Machine World"

Trees come down, steel goes up
Grass is covered with ruff concrete
Animals need to be caged
Humans need to be wired
We all need to be protected from the
  dangers of nature
Automated humanity is our salvation
Autonomous pixels are filling the air

Dec 26, 2010

"Birthday"

Let us come together,
and celebrate
my birth,

The day that I became
one with the population,
the anniversary of my being.

I am no wiser
because of this benchmark
on the calendar.

The only wish that comes true,
as I blow out my candles
is that I get to eat cake.

Let us come together,
and celebrate
my delicious cake.